Monday, October 10, 2016

DAILY DOSES OF LAUGHTER...ENJOY!

POLITICS AND KITTENS

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.  Curious he runs over to  the child and says, "What's in the box kid?" 

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." 

Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" 

"Democrats," the child says. "Oh that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off. 

A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. 

Al Gore says to Bill, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box. 

Al Gore says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute?  Look at those little kittens.  Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Republicans." 

"Whoa!" Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" 

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."




Bill Clinton Meets the Pope

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The President was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed. Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to the White House to be with his family. 


 A few minutes later the Pope came out to make his statement. He looked tired, discouraged and was practically in tears. Sadly he announced his meeting with the President was a failure. Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness, President Clinton just announced the summit was a great success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items discussed". 

 Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were talking about the Ten Commandments."






The Right Answer

Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing Vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is tosurround herself with intelligent people. 

He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. 

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." 
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it? 

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." 

"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. 

She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Gore?" 

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" 

Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old Friends to the test. 

He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi, Bill, I wonder if You can answer a question for me." 

"Why, of course, Al. What's on your mind?" 

"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" 

Clinton hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and Get back to you?" Gore agrees and Clinton hangs up. 

Clinton immediately calls members of his old staff, and they puzzle Over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. 

Finally, in desperation, Clinton calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, your mother has a child, And your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. 

Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." 

Much relieved, Clinton rushes back to call Gore and exclaims. "I Know the answer Al! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!! 

And Gore replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."




LETTER TO HEAVEN

A little boy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money.  When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, they decided to send it to the president.

The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little bo a 10 dollar bill.  The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the money and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:

Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.  However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual, those jerks deducted 90%.  Love Tommy!



God Bless You Always
AND
I Pray You Enjoyed the Laughter!

We SURE need it today and PLEASE
PRAY FOR AMERICA!


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SERMON OF THE DAY BY PASTOR ROBERT BREAKER @ CLOUD CHURCH

Do Angels Have Wings....



God Bless You Always and Enjoy!

Spread the Good News to Everyone You Can!

First Corinthians 15:1-4

Death/Burial/Resurrection = SALVATION!



THE MEANING OF LIFE

The Truth Cast Show...


God Bless You All

Enjoy!

Book of Ecclesiastes

SERMON BY PASTOR J. VERNON McGEE

Are Marriages Made in Heaven or Elsewhere?



Marriage is determined by God and Made in Heaven!




God Bless You Always!

Love Endures All Things
Is Not Boastful or Proud
Love Does Not Hurt
Love is Patient and Kind
Love is the Greatest Gift!


I Believe Marrying on God's Altar is Vital to an Enduring Marriage!


And LOVE Should Be Celebrated With Your Loved Ones
And Everyone Loves...


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First Corinthians 15:1-4
Salvation by Grace!

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Congratulations to the Newly and the TRULY WED!

MAY GOD BLESS YOUR UNION FOREVER!

AMEN!

KRISTI ANN'S HAVEN BLOG POST TODAY!

Job 37:14 KJV ) “Hearken unto this, O Job: stand still, and Consider the Wondrous Works of God.”!! 

Deuteronomy 6:5 KJV ) “And thou shalt Love the LORD thy God with all thine Heart, and with all thy Soul, and with all thy Might.”!!

Deuteronomy 6:4 KJV ) “Hear, O Israel-Yisrael: The LORD our God is One LORD:”!! 

Faith , Hope and LOVE ( CHARITY ) the GREATEST of these THREE is LOVE ( CHARITY )!!

There is  Only ONE GOD the FATHER who art in 

Heaven, ONE SON ( Yeshua-Jesus Christ ), and ONE HOLY GHOST ( HOLY SPIRIT ) – They’re all THREE in ONE!!

pflPlease Pray for the Holy Land of Israel-Yisrael and our Judeo-Christian Nation United States of America, Everyday ( 1 Thessalonians 5:17 KJV )!


John 14:6 KJV ) “Jesus saith unto him, I AM the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man ( or anyone ) cometh unto the Father, but by Me.”!!


Jesus ( Yeshua ) Christ is KING of kings and LORD of lords, HE is the ALPHA and OMEGA, HE is the FIRST and the LAST, HE is the BEGINNING and END!! Glory Glory Hallelujah, Maranatha, and He Loves h2 You All, Amen–Amein!!


YOU RAISE ME UP BY: JOSH GROBAN BUT AWESOME VIDEO BY DAVID RENTON

This is a beautiful song and is sung by Josh Groban. However, the video, which is so awesome and a MUST-SEE was done by David Renton...TY for allowing me to share this.  Excellent job and want to see more you've done!  PLEASE WATCH AND ENJOY!  



God Blesses You Always!

The video, made again by DAVID RENTON, contains scenes
from "The Passion of the Christ."  MUST SEE!

Death + Burial + Resurrection = SALVATION!

John 3:16-17
Romans 3:23
Romans 6:23
First Corinthians 15:1-4
Ephesians 2:8-9

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HEBREW WORD OF THE DAY

APPLE....



Yumm, apples are good but...don't eat one like this, lol!



God Bless You Always

SHALOM!

STAND FOR ISRAEL!

WHY DON'T WE SEE MIRACLES LIKE THE APOSTLES DID?


Many contemporary Christians feel disconnected from the vibrant, Spirit-filled ministries of the prophets and apostles described in the Bible. In the Old Testament, God seemingly took the people of Israel through miraculous event after miraculous event. In the New Testament, those who watched the ministry of Jesus were seized with amazement at the miracles he performed (Luke 5:25), and the apostles in the early church regularly performed signs and wonders among the people (Acts 5:12). 
Yet today, such miraculous events seem rare and, when we do hear reports of miracles, many Christians are skeptical. At the very least, we feel there's something different about the way God worked in the Old and New Testament periods and the way he works today. This raises a valid question: Why don’t we experience today the miracles we read about in the New Testament?
To answer that question, we need to understand not only how God works through providence and common grace, but we must also understand the purpose of miracles in the Bible.

Purpose of Miracles in Scripture


Miracles in Scripture are acts of God that proclaim his sovereign power over creation as well as his commitment to the good of his people. Miracles are often significant because they serve a larger purpose in God’s redemptive plan, testifying to the authenticity of God’s messengers who bring his revelation to humanity. This is one of the primary functions of miracles in the scriptural narratives: “When miracles occur, they give evidence that God is truly at work and so serve to advance the gospel.”[1] Miracles authenticate God’s message and his messengers. 

In the Old Testament, Moses did miracles to demonstrate his authority as God’s spokesman (Exod. 4:1–9). Similarly, the prophets were given words to speak from God, and in order to verify their authority God granted them the ability to perform miracles (1 Kings 17:17–2418:36–392 Kings 1:10).

Whereas “the miracles of the Old Testament age authenticated Moses and the prophets as men of God,” Robert Reymond notes, “the miracles of the New Testament age authenticated in turn Christ and his apostles.”[2] Nicodemus, for example, recognized that God was with Jesus because of the miracles he did (John 3:2). Luke records approximately 20 of Jesus’ miracles, and four—all healings—are unique to only Luke. Jesus’ miracles authenticate his authoritative role in the divine plan that brings salvation (Luke 7:22). In fact, the scope of Jesus’ healings shows the breadth of his authority. He heals the sick, casts out evil spirits, and cures a variety of specific conditions: a flow of blood, a withered hand, blindness, deafness, paralysis, epilepsy, leprosy, dropsy, and fever. He resuscitates the dead and exercises power over nature. 

Miracles also point to God’s kingdom and the restoration of creation. John calls the miracles of Jesus “signs” (John 4:546:15), and Jesus suggests that his miraculous works verify that the kingdom of God has come (Luke 11:14-23). Jesus performed healings, exorcisms, and “nature” miracles (such as turning water into wine and multiplying food) as a sign that God's kingdom had come to earth. As Wayne Grudem puts it, one of the purposes of miracles was “to bear witness to the fact that the kingdom of God has come and has begun to expand its beneficial results into people’s lives.”[3] This is the point of what Jesus says in Matthew 12:28: “But if it is by the Spirit of God that I cast out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you.” Because of Jesus’ miraculous works, those who saw him knew that the God of Israel was once again acting in their midst.

Tim Keller says that miracles
lead not simply to cognitive belief, but to worship, to awe and wonder. Jesus’ miracles in particular were never magic tricks, designed only to impress and coerce. . . . Instead, he used miraculous power to heal the sick, feed the hungry, and raise the dead. Why? We modern people think of miracles as the suspension of the natural order, but Jesus meant them to be the restoration of the natural order.[4]
Jesus’ miracles reveal his divine identity—an identity that calls for worship. This is the response of the disciples after Jesus walks on the water: “Truly you are the Son of God” (Matt. 14:33). When asked whether he was the “one who is to come” (Luke 7:19) Jesus, instead of answering with a word testifying that he is the Messiah, points to his miracles. Luke’s portrayal of Jesus is focused on his authority and the promise he brings. Jesus’ saving work inaugurates the kingdom of God, delivers sinners, secures forgiveness of sin, and provides the Spirit.
Grudem’s description of miracles in the Old and New Testaments is worth quoting at length:
It seems to be a characteristic of the New Testament church that miracles occur. In the Old Testament, miracles seemed to occur primarily in connection with one prominent leader at a time, such as Moses or Elijah or Elisha. In the New Testament, there is a sudden and unprecedented increase in the miracles when Jesus begins his ministry (Luke 4:36–3740–41). However, contrary to the pattern of the Old Testament, the authority to work miracles and to cast out demons was not confined to Jesus himself, nor did miracles die out when Jesus returned to heaven. Even during his ministry, Jesus gave authority to heal the sick and to cast out demons not only to the Twelve, but also to seventy of his disciples (Luke 10:1917–19; cf. Matt. 10:8Luke 9:49–50).[5]


ON THE DAY OF PENTECOST IN ACTS, THE NEW TESTAMENT MIRACLES!
The miracles of the early church, then, served an immediately relevant purpose in redemptive history: verifying the authenticity of God’s revelation and signaling the coming of the new eschatological age among God’s people.
Consider the Jerusalem Council in Acts 15. One of the largest disputes in the early church concerned whether or not Gentile converts to Christianity had to keep the Old Testament law and be circumcised. It became such a matter of dispute that Paul, Peter, and Barnabas met with the leaders of the Jewish Christians in Jerusalem to debate the issue. It's noteworthy that, as Acts 15:12 says, “all the assembly fell silent, and they listened to Barnabas and Paul as they related what signs and wonders God had done through them among the Gentiles.” Here the miraculous works of God served as evidence to the Jewish Christians that God was in fact working in a new and unique way among the Gentiles as well.

Miracles Today


So how should Christians think about miracles today? First, we must realize that the sheer volume and close proximity of the miracles in the Bible served significant purposes in God’s redemptive plan at the time. However, this point doesn't mean that miracles have ceased today. Indeed, as Grudem notes, “There is nothing inappropriate in seeking miracles for the proper purposes for which they are given by God: to confirm the truthfulness of the gospel message, to bring help to those in need, to remove hindrances to people’s ministries, and to bring glory to God.”[6] Miracles still happen, and Christians should avoid the two extremes of seeing everything as a miracle and seeing nothing as a miracle.
Second, Christians need to expand their understanding of God’s action to include both his providential sustaining in daily affairs and also his miraculous works of redemption in the church. For example, in John 14:12, Jesus says, “Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever believes in me will also do the works that I do; and greater works than these will he do, because I am going to the Father.” But it isn't immediately clear what Jesus means when he says that those coming after him will do “greater works.” Some may think that these “greater works” refer to more miracles and other such events. However, D. A. Carson’s insights here are helpful: 
Greater works . . . cannot simply mean more works—i.e. the church will do more things than Jesus did, since it embraces so many people over such a long period of time—since there are perfectly good Greek ways of saying “more,” and since in any case the meaning would then be unbearably trite. Nor can greater works mean “more spectacular” or “more supernatural” works: it is hard to imagine works that are more spectacular or supernatural than the raising of Lazarus from the dead, the multiplication of bread and the turning of water into wine.[7]
The “greater works” done by those coming after Jesus point primarily to the new eschatological order established by Christ’s death, resurrection, and ascension.
The “signs” and “works” Jesus performed during his ministry could not fully accomplish their true end until after Jesus had risen from the dead and been exalted. Only at that point could they be seen for what they were. By contrast, the works believers are given to do through the power of the eschatological Spirit, after Jesus’ glorification, will be set in the framework of Jesus’ death and triumph, and will therefore more immediately and truly reveal the Son.[8]

The Greater Works We Will Do is the Church...The Body of Christ!
Spreading the Gospel and Proving Christ Jesus's Divinity as the Son of God!
Our Lord and Savior, Christ Jesus, who was crucified, buried and
rose again to save us all so that none should perish but have everlasting life!

And while these works certainly included the signs and wonders done by the early church in the Spirit’s power, they weren't limited to those miraculous deeds. Instead, they also included the “mystery” of Gentiles being included into the one new people of God. God’s miraculous works in the church include the forgiveness of sins and the inclusion of those who were formerly far off into God’s one new people. Healings, signs, and wonders are extraordinary, yes, but no more extraordinary than the redemption accomplished by Christ.
Even if we don't frequently see extraordinary miraculous events, God is active. He is active in the regular (natural) processes we see every day. He is miraculously calling people to himself as his church grows and expands. He is active in miraculous ways among people we don't know around the world.
Whether or not we're privileged to witness obviously miraculous, supernatural events, Christians can be confident that God is actively at work in the world, bringing people to himself, bringing glory to Jesus, and building his church (Matt. 16:18).

The Gospel Coalition - Why Don't We See Miracles the Way the Apostles Did?


The Cross - The GREATEST Miracle!

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John 3:16-17
Ephesians 2:8-9
Romans 3:23
Romans 6:23
First Corinthians 15:1-4

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AMEN!

STORMS OF LIFE...GOD IS THERE!

God Never Fails...



Living in the aftermath of Hurricane Matthew, I have to give God a lot of glory!  I expected a high death toll and massive property damage along with hundreds of missing people.  I prayed constantly as did many others.  The expected course veered slightly, just enough so that the places that were hit the hardest, our governor, Rick Scott, had taken the necessary steps early enough so that everyone was evacuated.  He made it mandatory, provided the transportation and he kept his people safe.  God appoints rulers over us...some are good, others not so much.  I truly feel God showed great and mighty mercy on Florida.  The death toll did rise to 5 dead in Florida with a total of 15 up through the Carolinas.  I think this is great mercy on America.  Thank you, Governor Scott, for taking care of the people who gave you your job.  In this political climate, you are a rare and extremely refreshing leader and I truly appreciate you.  Thank you for saving so many lives.  Thank you for getting busy making sure that those who needed help before, during and after get it.  You are a credit to your party.  You can rest assured, I will remember what you did when it comes time in 2 years to vote again for you.  You have my vote already!  By the way, do you consider yourself a "deplorable" too?  Let me assure you, and I don't have a clue about your faith, you most certainly are not "unredeemable" and, neither is she!  Whatever it may be, you allowed the Holy Spirit to lead you in the way you needed to go.  God bless you, Gov. Scott.




We will encounter many storms in our lives.  It would be nice, in a way, if once we gave our life to Christ that nothing bad ever happened to us but what would that accomplish?  We would begin to think we have no need of a Savior anymore as our lives are perfect.  He never once promised us an easy life.  In fact, He promised us the opposite.  Broad and easy is the way that leads to destruction but narrow and hard is the way to eternal life.  



Our marriages dissolve, relationships are broken, we lose our money and material possessions, our "toys" break and we get flat tires too at the very worst time, just like you.  I believe we are given lessons and blessings in our lives and sometimes the GREATEST blessing we receive is the biggest lesson.  We grow, we learn to trust Him, and we always remember that we "sin and fall short of the glory of God."  We will always need our Lord and Savior, Christ Jesus.  After all, as He also said, we will be hated by the world because remember, the WORLD hated Him first.  Our lives aren't easy.  We are, however, blessed and the beauty is, we see it...both with our physical eyes at times but best of all, with our Spiritual eyes.  Miracles do happen all the time, you just need to fine tune your eyesight and hearing so you don't miss them.


So the next time...and there will be a next time...your life encounters another storm, just like with Hurricane Matthew, God is ultimately in control.  He never puts more on us than we can bear so weather the storm and always remember the center verse of the Bible..."It is better to put your trust in the Lord than your confidence in man."  Psalm 118:8.  God bless you all!


The Beauty of His Creation

Death + Burial + Resurrection = SALVATION

First Corinthians 15:1-4
John 3:16-17
Ephesians 2:8-9

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