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At the ATM Machine....

 Differences Between The Sexes Observed At The Drive-Up ATM Machine.
      
      HIM:
      
      1) Pull up to ATM
      2) Insert card
      3) Enter PIN number and account
      4) Take cash, card and receipt
      
      HER:
      
      1) Pull up to ATM
      2) Check makeup in rearview mirror
      3) Shut off engine
      4) Put keys in purse
      5) Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
      6) Hunt for card in purse
      7) Insert card
      8) Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
      9) Enter PIN number
      10) Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
      11) Hit "cancel"
      12) Re-enter correct PIN number
      12A) Hit "cancel"
      12B) Call husband to get correct PIN number
      13) Check balance
      14) Look for envelope
      15) Look in purse for pen
      16) Make out deposit slip
      17) Endorse checks
      18) Make deposit
      19) Study instructions
      20) Make cash withdrawal
      21) Get in car
      22) Check makeup
      23) Look for keys
      24) Start car
      25) Check makeup
      26) Start pulling away
      27) STOP
      28) Back up to machine
      29) Get out of car
      30) Take card and receipt
      31) Get back in car
      32) Put card in wallet
      33) Put receipt in checkbook
      34) Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
      35) Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
      36) Check makeup
      37) Put car in gear, reverse
      38) Put car in drive
      39) Drive away from machine
      40) Travel 3 miles
      41) Release parking brake